Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!