Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!