Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.