Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!