Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

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Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke