Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!