Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.