To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
For fowl play.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
It didn't like being double crossed.
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
A stripey jumper !
A brick-layer !
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
Because his arguments against scrutiny.
Bernie Sanders
All your stuff has been donated to charity
