Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.