Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.