Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11