Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.