What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Appreciate Jokes More Appreciate Jokes

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Good Head Jokes More Good Head Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head