What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Appreciate Jokes More Appreciate Jokes

What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

Good Head Jokes More Good Head Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.