Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.