Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D