Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?

Flash-banged. )

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning