Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training