Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.