Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.