Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

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