Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.