Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What do you call a posh Gym?

James