Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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Why was the broom late for work?

Because 7,8,9

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.