What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point