What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!