What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Previous Random Joke Next

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.