What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

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How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.