What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.