What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.