What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)