Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.