Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.