What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say?

Worst gangbang ever"

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

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The Empty Plate"

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Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

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nail the other hand to the floor.

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