What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say?

Worst gangbang ever"

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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

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nail the other hand to the floor.

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