What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say?

Worst gangbang ever"

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.