What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say?

Worst gangbang ever"

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.