What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)