What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman?

Pokeballs

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !