Tiger Jokes

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

What's a tiger ?

A stri-ped !

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......