His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
The Thai fighter
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Tiger Woods had a better driver!
A stri-ped !
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!