How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

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What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this