Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

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How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.