Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.