Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

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What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.