Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.