Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.