Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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I wish his hands were made of stone."

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.