Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
They burn calories.
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Because of the towel ban
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
They all just get stoned instead.
It always had some sort of weed on it!
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If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.