Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned