Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned