What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.