What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.