What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

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What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.