What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

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Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!