What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"