What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

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What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...