What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.