Yogi Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove