Yogi
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Llamaste.
Nah I'ma stay"
He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
Universal cereal bus
Just Juan.
The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.
Netflix and chili
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
Because the P is silent.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Clash of Clams
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
They put on the Google!
Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable