Yogi
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
an lette
Llamaste.
Nah I'ma stay"
He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...
Better grip. Happy Halloween :)
He was two tired
A Bipolar Bear
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
With a search party.
They use Google Mops.
Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
They need space.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Tie his hands behind his back
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Because they see sharp.
Nothing.
An issue.
Don't worry, they'll tell you
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
