Yogi Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

You might also enjoy:

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!