Yogi Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah