Yogi Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

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Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.