What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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In bearracks.

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...