Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken