Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)