Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!