Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.