Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
The punchline is too long.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
No Drought.**
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Cashews.
Hose.
Bee-trix Potter !
A read-only man.
Antique farm equipment.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
He didn't play well with udders.
They get BUCKED up!
Cancer.
A rooster!
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.