What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)