Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Highlarious
Because he was Poplar!
Vince
A Sandy Hook.
A DOH-berman!
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
An eggroll !
Antique farm equipment.
He didn't play well with udders.
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"
You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.
Because they are out standing in their field.
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
