What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

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Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)