What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

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He has lots of antibodies.

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Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Red Red Wine!

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Cottage cheese.

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Church

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One with a hoppy ending.

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What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

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What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Neigh-boars.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)