Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Redditors.
A: You should bill Gates.
Owen.
A: Rep-tiles.
A LOCOmotive.
The Cat in the AT-AT
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
That's amorehay!
Shipped beef!
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
She was pasteurized!
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
