What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.