What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders