What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What do books wear on a rainy day?

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