What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction