What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.