What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.