What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Parkinson Disease Jokes More Parkinson Disease Jokes

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!