What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

When we first met?

No, before that.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Parkinson Disease Jokes More Parkinson Disease Jokes

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.