Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

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What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.