What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant girl?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.