Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ?

Bjork in the USSR !

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."