Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.