Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."

Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin