Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin