Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.