Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!