Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.