Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.