Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

ian!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.