Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow