How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

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What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool