What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi