What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

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What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Jacuzzi Jokes More Jacuzzi Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew