What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew