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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It cost an arm and a leg
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
A tree has limbs.
Got yer nose!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Stew!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Soup
Because they're biodegradable!
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
A chromatose
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
She was shouting for help.
Anything you want. He is 'armless
I'll meet you at the corner!
Because corners are
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
Canceled Czechs
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
Irrelevant.
A leperchaun! :D
Patty O'Furniture