A tip
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It cost an arm and a leg
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
A tree has limbs.
Got yer nose!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Stew!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Soup
Because they're biodegradable!
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
He left his foot on the accelerator.
There was a face off at centre ice.
There was a face off in the corner
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
A dilldoe
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Mosqui-toes
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
A Leper-Chaun
Because one more would be too farty
He made a few Wookiee errors.
Your Honor.
Inner
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
Crush it's hopes and dreams.
