A tip
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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It cost an arm and a leg
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
A tree has limbs.
Got yer nose!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Stew!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Soup
Because they're biodegradable!
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
He left his foot on the accelerator.
A leperchaun!
She gives you the eye.
Nothing. She is fine.
cuz she couldn't find the door handle
How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"
Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.
A dead bird.
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Hinduism... Om......
He was shot in the face.
Stew
soup
Because he bawled.
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
Because he left the school.
Raisin Bran
