A tip
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It cost an arm and a leg
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
A tree has limbs.
Got yer nose!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Stew!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Soup
Because they're biodegradable!
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
4: McDonalds The end
She gives you the eye.
A leperchaun!
Causal fridays.
Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool
A:('A jump rope')"
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
They never expect a ring
She was looking for Alderaan men.
An Aflacco
I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
