A tip
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It cost an arm and a leg
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)
He left his foot on the clutch.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
They always leave a piece of themselves behind.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
A tree has limbs.
Got yer nose!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Stew!
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Soup
Because they're biodegradable!
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
He left his foot on the accelerator.
As developing children their knee grows.
me stops jumping: You would have said no
No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
Mitosis
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
Bob
I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.
Because he might Pikachu!
Because it's not going anywhere.
You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.
Because the government cuts corners.
On a clothes lion.
Throw in your laundry.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
Shore.
