What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

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What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield