What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

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What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

irrelephant

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield