What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

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How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!