Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What do you call a woman with no legs?

Disabled.

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

removed

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.