Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!