Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.