Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...