Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts