How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!