How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.