How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant in space ?

Cosmonants & Astronants !

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!