How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.