How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank