How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.