How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.