How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D