How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.