How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.