How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen