Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What do you call a bipolar Sith?

High-low Ren.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.