What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.