Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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They always take things literally.

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Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up !

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade