Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

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What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.