Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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Why do teenage girls have groups in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

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What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.