Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.