Late Night Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Gop Jokes More Gop Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.