300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."
She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
He was a pharmacist.
biting an apple and finding half a worm
So he can pretend she's decomposing.
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.
