How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost