How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.