How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."