How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips