How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

300 Jokes More 300 Jokes

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost