Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
Because they kept retweeting.
Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...
Because they're too cagey.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Ebowla
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."