Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Who pays?

Germany.