What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.