What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !