Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !
They're plane to sea
Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Because he wanted to be a-loone.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Islams it.
A can of people !
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
daesh many.
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
LINE IT!"
Clawing at the lid of the coffin.
A: You make me flip my lid.
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.