Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.
Long time no sea.
He fell out of the tree
She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
A little fish that smells like fingers.
A can of people !
Tell him drinks are on the house.
A recycling TIN!
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
A: You make me flip my lid.
Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.
