Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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A good start.

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Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

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Because he was Snowden

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Islams it.

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Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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To see what was on the other side.

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.